My brother has called on me to turn in my "country hick card". Apparently I have become a city girl and the family is embarrassed. Dante, Cal, and my brother went golfing the other day. Cal had to use the restroom and refused to do a nature pee. My brother was mortified. He could not believe that "my son" was unable to pee outside.
The funniest thing was later that day Cal decided to do a nature pee and the dogs went nuts on him. They were barking their heads off and poor Cal had everyone coming to see what was wrong with the dogs.
My niece asked "why didn't he just go inside and use the bathroom like everyone else?" We all just about peed our pants laughing.