Thursday, May 03, 2012

It's like menopause

The spring weather must be what menopause is like.  One minute you are so cold you're wrapping up in a blanket and the next second you are stripping down to your unmentionables. 

Sleeping is a new exciting experience.  When I first crawl into our bed, that we took the flannel sheets off at my suggestion, of course.  I am so cold I have to put on a full body suit, complete with sweats and socks.  Then I wake up, to what I always assume is nature calling and, I am sweating so badly that I am sure I have lost a few pounds. 

Then the strip begins.  I crawl back into bed and the next time nature calls - which in about an hour - I reverse the process. 

The blankets are on the bed, they are off the bed.  It is a vicious cycle. 

I bet you had no idea how much exercise you get during a routine like this each night.  I think I should consider adding african mango plus to my schedule.  I  would be burning pounds like a Richard Simmions addict. 

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