I have such a way with words. I am helping my friend at work teach a "cooking club". On Friday we had our first class.
She was giving me instructions when I said to her "do we have any other cutting boards besides that nasty one that you have?" She looked at me and very calmly said "this is my cutting board".
Oops! This is the second time that I have done this with her. We were doing a wedding several months ago and there was a cookie sheet that was very well used. I basically made the same comment about that.