Conspiracy

I now have proof that there is a conspiracy that has been hatched by the Obama administration. Now please be aware that I am using the same logic and ludicrous thinking that the liberals used when George Bush was our president.

I have gained a little weight over the winter and have failed to take any off this summer. There are lots of excuses but I think everyone will agree that it is Obama's fault.

Most of my summer clothes did not fit and I have been wearing two pairs of shorts back and forth the entire summer. I have no nice clothes that are church appropriate, again this is Obama's fault.

Yesterday I told The Hubby that I was finally breaking down and going to the store to purchase a few outfit. My friend had told me about a sale at a store that I like so we headed out. Upon arriving at the store the selection of shorts was very limited, Obama's fault.

He convinced me to try another store that we had visited a few weeks ago where I saw an outfit that was a little more expensive, Obama's fault..... he is driving up prices, but that I really liked. When we got to the store I grabbed the next size bigger than I had at home and headed to the dressing rooms. I was horrified to find out that the next size up didn't even come close to fitting. I think that Obama has convinced clothes makers across the world to make sizes smaller so that women will feel fatter and everyone knows that overweight people require more medical attention. He is doing this so that I will jump on the band wagon and support his ludicrous "health care for all........ lazy bums" policy.

So I say this to you Mr. (Everyone elses) President, "Stop messing with my clothes. I will not support your Government Run Healthcare policy, and I don't care if I have to purchase a size 26.