My husband asked a stupid question

What are we going to do today? My reply. First we will go to church. Second we will go to the grocery store. Third you will make me dinner while I watch the Patriots at one, the Sox at two, channel surfing back and forth until the Pats win. Fourth watch the Yankees and the Indians. Notice I didn't say watch the Red Sox win, and Yankees lose because that would be a jinx. Last go to bed.