I found this very funny post that I had written. I am so witty.
I have this friend
I will call her Lehcar -to protect her identity. She has this irrational fear of spiders. She tends to see them everywhere. Lehcar sees spiders were the rest of us "normal" people do not. She called last night and once again she was seeing spiders in her car. I tried to convince her that I seriously doubted that she was seeing spiders and it was her imagination playing tricks on her. She claimed to have the spider in sight. Then she lost him, then she found him. I asked her if she could kill the spider and send it to me. Suddenly she lost the spider again. Now I ask you, how many times in the past 6 months have you seen spiders crawling around in your car. Lehcar sees them on a regular basis. When she does I am afraid for her and every other driver on the road. She becomes frozen with fear and I am sure is a major hazard. When she arrived home she told her husband, who then went to the car and supposably killed the spider. I am sorry but even if there was a spider do you really think that a half and hour later someone could look in the car and find him. He would be under the seat, dashboard, or in any one of a thousand cracks and crevices. I don't mean to blow her husbands cover but...... He didn't find any spider. He just told her that to shut her up. If there was a spider in the tissue when he arrived back in the house he probably found it in the garage. I am sure her husband is an expert at killing these "Lehcar" spiders. I would like to mention to my friend that she should seek professional help. I don't think I am the first person to tell her this. (and the spider issue is not the only issue in which she needs professional help, in her family she is known as the "insane sister-in-law")
I REST MY CASE!!
5 comments:
Steal humor away. I appreciate you stopping by... but for some reason, it is hiding your comment from me and I can't find your email address. At least I find your blog!!!
Be careful of mystery shopping. I did it about 6 years ago. I went to a legit site and did NOT have to pay anything. I was reimbursed for any purchase they wished me to make. I was doing it for Papa John's Pizza and a bank. Not sure about this online stuff that you are looking at here. Just be careful, there are a lot of them that are NOT legit.
This organization is suppose to be helping out:
http://www.mysteryshop.org/
Thanks for the comment. It is probably my fault that the email address is hidden. Who knows I probably have a setting wrong somewhere. I am very new to blogging, so people can actually read it. As you can see I have had the blog for a couple of years but it was hidden.
Yes I am real apprehensive about the mystery shopper. This is acutualy in our area and not online. I HOPE that they reimburse for the purchases but I don't see where it says that and who knows how long it would take to get your money back. It does sound like fun though.
I know Lehcar and must defend her. I live somewhat near her, and almost every time I open the car door, there are spiders hanging on the doors or trying to get inside. So it's not that unlikely that she would see them often in her car. :)
OK SarahK what is this a payper compliment. How much did WB pay you?
that's between me and SarahK!
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