How did (opps sorry bout that) Writersblock ever survive as a child.

It never fails..... I will see a spider and say to my wonderful husband. "honey there is a huge spider *insert place* can you get him?" Spiders are always "him". He takes his sweet old time finding something to kill it with as I am trying to encourage him to speed up the process. He will clumsily dive for the creature and miss him every time. I am not kidding - every time. You would think that I would learn my lesson. I don't . Then he will just smile and say "opps I missed him." On the rare occasion that he does get him (because i didn't realize this until today when I was arguing on the phone with a shopping cart company for my business that the words everything and every time are truly not "everything and every time" - It must be a democratic company. You know Clinton's definition of "sex" and "it" are not the same as everyone else's.) Anyway I digress, on the rare occasion that he does get "him" he will squish the little bugger and then walk away. Yes, walk away and leave it where ever he squished it.