Inner Peace

Dr. Phil proclaimed that the way to achieve inner peace is to finishall the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake, some Saltines, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel.